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Expecto Pascrotum
01:16
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Now who has something that we can count with?
"Here's a nickel"
Thank you, Jimmy, please pass that forward
By the way, you're never getting that back
Now children, 1 plus 1 equals 7
And the square root of pi is 666
If you don't believe me, do the math
Divide 3.14 by the quadratic formulation of satan
Then multiply that by 2
And you get poo.
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3. |
8 Incher
00:28
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Cock Farm Asphyxiation
01:31
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Scrolling through netflix, I tried to find a pleasant movie to watch
But the further I searched, the more I realized that there were only shitty movies
Should I add one to my queue? What to do? What to do?
Should I search for a thriller or a romantic comedy?
The harder I search, the less intrigued I am to find the right movie
I turn off netflix and decide to just dick around Facebook
The moral of the story is, Netflix needs better movies
Bow, Bow, Bow
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5. |
Cameltoe Cambodia
02:11
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So one day, after playing in the park
I got so dirty and I needed to take a nice warm bath
So i got my shampoo and my soap ready
Then I realized that I forgot where i put my rubber ducky
OH NO! What am I going to do without my rubber ducky?!
I searched high and low for him but he never turned up
That bath sucked
I miss my rubber ducky
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6. |
Slaughter City
02:13
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I have come to kill
Every single person that you love
In search of you
Time's up
Tell me where she is
Help me find her
I'll spare your life
I have no soul
I'll tear you up
Make you suffer
Blade to your throat
You're a slut
Whore
Kill!
Slaughter everybody
Crucify their bodies
Drain them of their blood
Ill find you
Gut you
Tear off your limbs
Bash in your skull
And piss on your kin
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7. |
Insides On The Outside
01:39
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I'm a rotten motherfucker
Don't step to me
Punk ass bitch
Tryin to fuck with me
Face down on the ground
Is where you'll be
And if you really want to try
Give that trigger a squeeze
Cause i don't give a shit
Chrome in your mouth
While i'm taking your bitch
Your faggot ass is still
Running them lips
But your bitches lips
On the tip of this dick
352 is hard as fuck
we fight everyday
we are the best
we all have little dicks
we hit like 6 year old albino girls
we are so hardcorez
we love jesus
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8. |
Interlude Of Intercourse
00:30
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Have sex with us
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Dancing is so much
I love dancing almost as much as i love writing poetry
Sometimes i search videos on youtube on how to get better at dancing
My dancing skills will be off the chain one day
Maybe i can be on Americas Best Dance Crew
Mario Lopez is my idol
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10. |
Return To Slaughter City
01:21
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11. |
Pussy Patrol
01:19
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Little
Dicks
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12. |
Bring Em To Church
00:48
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13. |
Raped By A Priest
03:10
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Jesus is a faggot
Don't believe me?
Feel his balls
He will giggle like a little bitch
Jesus licked my dick, bitch
I wouldn't lie about this
He wouldn't even show up to the park to fight me
His mother Mary is a fucking slut too
She let me raw dog her hairy snatch
If you want to piss off Jesus
Just say "I am the Anti-christ"
He will get so butthurt
I laugh in his face
Fuck god
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